There are only two things to worry about: Either you are well or you are sick.

If you are well, there’s nothing to worry about.

But if you are sick, there are only two things to worry about: Either you get well, or you die.

If you get well, there’s nothing to worry about.

If you die, there are only two things to worry about: Either you will go to heaven or hell.

If you go to heaven, there’s nothing to worry about. But if you go to hell you’ll be so busy shaking hands with friends you won’t have time to worry.

Still smiling

© 1994 Universal Press Syndicate